Monday, January 5, 2009

No Kids

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: No Kids
Genre: Pop
Website: http://www.myspace.com/nokidsband

Voting ends on: Monday, January 12th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)



THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 1 vote
Lady in the Middle - 3 votes
The Tall Guy - 2 votes
Balding on the Left - 1 vote



Hey, everyone got a vote! But the lady got the most. Congrats! You're in charge!

Monday, December 29, 2008

The Stranglers

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: The Stranglers
Genre: Pop
Website: http://www.stranglers.net/

Voting ends on: Monday, January 5th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.


Frodo on the Right - 1 vote
Richard Kiel On The Left - 3 votes
Bill Murray in the Middle - 2 votes
The Floating Head - 1 vote


I'll admit I'm surprised by this vote. Jared X had me convinced of the leader with his detailed analysis. Regardless of his forceful argument, Richard Kiel got the most votes, and as a result is in charge!

Monday, December 22, 2008

The Rubinoos

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: The Rubinoos
Genre: Pop
Website: http://www.rubinoos.com

Voting ends on: Monday, December 29th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 1 vote
Captain Whammy Bar - 5 votes
Tony Danza on the left - 2 votes


Obviously, the whammy bar is a symbol of dominance in the world that we call ROCK AND ROLL. Captain Whammy Bar is in charge!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Yellow Magic Orchestra

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Yellow Magic Orchestra
Genre: Electronic
Website: http://myspace.com/hasymo

Voting ends on: Monday, December 22th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

Blue Lips Front Guy - 5 votes
Back Guy - 1 vote
Johnny Depp In The Middle - 4 votes


Blue Lips carries it! Congratulations!

Monday, December 8, 2008

Entombed

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Entombed
Genre: Death Metal
Website: http://www.entombed.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, December 15th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 1 vote
Squatty McSquatterson - 7 votes
Fu Manchu on the right - 2 votes
Far Left - 1 vote


He who squats, squats last? A squat in time saves nine? Here's squat in your eye? Congrats to Squatty. You're in charge!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem
Genre: Muppetish
Website: http://www.myspace.com/animalisinourband

Voting ends on: Monday, December 8th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

Animal - 4 votes
Dr. Teeth - 3 votes
Janice - 2 votes
Zoot - 1 vote
Floyd - 1 vote



What a squeaker! Animal is in charge. God help us all.



SECOND UPDATE: RECOUNT! RECOUNT!

Jared X has found issue with my counting methodology (adding up things in a lackadaisical manner), and has demanded a recount.

Animal - 4 votes
Dr. Teeth - 6 votes
Janice - 2 votes
Zoot - 1 vote
Floyd - 1 vote


It appears that Jared was correct. Animal is not the leader here. Dr. Teeth is.




I'm sorry, Animal! The voters have spoken! No, wait! WAIT!
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Daft Punk

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Daft Punk
Genre: Electronic
Website: http://www.daftpunk.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, December 1st, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 2 votes
Pimp Cylon - 9 votes
Rainbow Gayborg - 2 votes


No contest here. Pimp Cylon carries it.

Monday, November 17, 2008

She & Him

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: She & Him
Genre: Indie
Website: http://www.sheandhim.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, November 24th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 3 votes
She - 10 votes
Him - 2 votes


I am going to take a risk and say the analysis of the band photo this week was mildly influenced by ZOOEYMANIA. But, a vote is a vote. She is in charge!

Monday, November 10, 2008

The Original Swedish Arvika Blues Breakers

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: The Original Swedish Arvika Blues Breakers
Genre: Olde Tyme
Website: http://www.myspace.com/theoriginalswedisharvikabluesbreakers

Voting ends on: Monday, November 17th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 2 votes
Crotch on the Right - 5 votes
Fedora With Bowl - 1 vote
Suit 'n Tie - 1 vote
Blonde Girl With Bow - 1 vote
Clarinet Player - 1 vote
The Guy Way Up Front - 1 vote


Finally, I have an actually justifiable reason for shouting out, "The crotch wins!"
Congrats.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Genre: Indie
Website: http://www.gimmegimmes.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, November 10th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 4 votes
Shaker - 4 votes
Big Guy On The Left - 5 votes
Second From Left, Reaching For Gun - 2 votes


Size does matter, apparently. Congrats to the big palooka on the left! You're in charge!