Monday, May 5, 2008

Mariachi Rosas Divinas

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band: Mariachi Rosas Divinas
Genre: Mariachi
Website: http://www.mariachirosasdivinas.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, May 12th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

Everyone / No One: 3 votes
Chica Uno: 1 vote
Chica Tres: 3 votes
Chica Cuatro: 2 votes
Chica Cinco: 8 votes
Chica Seis: 1 vote
Chica Siete (Chica de la Derecha): 4 votes


Esto no era una raza muy cercana. Chica Cinco ganó este voto sin esfuerzo. ¡Felicitaciones, Chica Cinco! ¡Usted está en carga!


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22 comments:

McGone said...

There is a spicy rivalry going on here between the fourth and fifth women (from the left). I'm going to say that Chica Cuatro is in charge, but she has to put up with Chica Cinco always trying to usurp her. Just look at the way Chica Cinco puts her arm on her leg - it's a maneuver meant to show that she is ahead of Chica Cuatro. Chica Cuatro is in charge!

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

I initially thought the fifth from the left was in charge, what with her leaning forward-ness, but then it struck me that she's trying too hard. Now I think it's the third from the left lady. I'm not sure why, she's just more at ease with herself and confident.

Family Fielding Brown. said...

Mature 'strawberry blonde' on the far left, she's just finsihed sewing some sequins on and made it nto dampen the look-at-me-ness of the gels.
She is in charge.

p0nk said...

"the chick" won't work this time. If strawberry blonde could have garnished a middle-ish position, she would have got my vote. Since I don't know which owns the Bedazzler, i'm going with Chica Cinco.

FunkyBizzle said...

Chica Cinco.

Jillian said...

Well, I really wanted to be original and clever, but after thinking it through I couldn't think of any good reasons for anyone other than chica cinco to be in charge. She's clearly el jefe.

Jeff said...

I'm thinking it's between chicas 4, 5 & 6. I agree - I think %5 is trying way too hard. I was about to pick #4, but there is something about #6. I'll probably the one one to choose her, but I am going for number 6 from the left, 2nd from the right.

Lott Holtz said...

Estrogen is definitely in charge, but which chica has the most? Chica Cinco.

A Jaded Girl said...

The Bedazzler they all shared is in charge

Lonie Polony said...

Far right is in charge. She has the biggest smile and also the watch by which the group tells the time.

Hatless in Hattiesburg said...

lonie polony is correct - "chica de la derecha" is in charge.

BeckEye said...

Wow. For the first time, I actually don't care who's in charge. But it's probably whoever sells those magenta shirts.

Bonnie S said...

Their costume designer

Rhubarb Ranch said...

I can't tell whose leg Chica Tres is fondling, but it appears to be that of Chica Dos. Chica Una's butt is clearly, as they say here in Dallas - Foat Wuth, "axe-handle wide", and would be the drummer if mariachi bands had drummers. Perhaps the guitaron? I vote for Chica Tres, because of her apparent latent lesbianism, which I support.

Jared X said...

This is the strangest Scottish band I've ever seen.

I'm with Lonie and Hatless. It has to be Chica de la Derecha. She's the only one who has her hot pink sleeves rolled up, ready to work.

Sadly, CNN's Lou Dobbs will never visit this blog again.

Hue Grand said...

Easy. Middle right, above the 4.

Jennifer said...

I agree, Chica Cinco. Notice how her leg is a little more bent, she's a little more forward than everyone else and she's a little something more.

~M said...

Cinco. Strawberry blonde is hard to find in the website pictures.

Srawr42 said...

The squinty one in the middle. She may be at the back of the picture, but that's only 'cause she's gotta hide the puppet strings she's holding.

Signorina Creativita said...

Third from the right looks the most confident.

Lovely Leslie said...

It's gotta be the far right Chica

Bloody Awful Poetry said...

I'm gonna say the third lady from the right, simply because she isn't bending over or getting smushed as much as the others are.