Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Cheap Trick

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Cheap Trick
Genre: Rock
Website: http://www.cheaptrick.com/

Voting ends on: September 13th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)  July 26th, 1:00pm (GMT-5)



THE VERDICT (Updated!)
Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:

Bored Accountant: 4 votes
Bon JOvi: 1 vote
Hand on Hip: 2 votes


Wow, it has been awhile, hasn't it?  My, my, my.  Well, I kind of missed this blog.  I'm starting it up again. I hope you folks will participate, and exercise your democratic privilege.  Love, me.

Oh!  I forgot how these things are done.  Bored Accountant is in charge!!!!

Monday, August 30, 2010

The Libertines

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: The Libertines
Genre: Rock
Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Libertines (Wiki)

Voting ends on: September 6th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:
Scarf Boy: 3 votes

With this band, we see a previously undiscovered visual component that may have an effect on the power dynamics of a group photo. Nipples! Alas, in this case, a nipple was not enough. Scarf Boy is in charge!

Monday, August 23, 2010

Drivin' 'N' Cryin'

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Drivin' 'N' Cryin'
Genre: Rockin'
Website: http://www.drivinncryin.com/

Voting ends on: August 30th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)



THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:
Cowboy Hat: 2 votes
CBGB's: 1 vote


Congrats to Cowboy Hat! He's in Chargin'!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

The Beatles

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Beatles
Genre: Pop
Website: Couldn't find a website for these guys.

Voting ends on: August 23rd, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)



THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:
Left: 1 vote
Second From Left: 1 vote
Third From Left: 2 votes
Fourth From Left: 1 vote


Hm, I was a little surprised by this vote. Lots of different visual factors at play, I reckon. Third from left, you are in charge and adorable!

Monday, August 9, 2010

Hüsker Dü

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Hüsker Dü
Genre: Dark Fuzzy Sweet
Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hüsker_Dü (Wiki)

Voting ends on: August 16th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:
Moustache: 1 vote
Bob Mould lookalike: 2 votes


It could be due to his eerie similarity to Bob Mould, but no matter what the reason, the gentleman on the right is in charge!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

The Sugarcubes

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: The Sugarcubes
Genre: Sykurmolarnir-ish
Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sugarcubes (Wiki)

Voting ends on: August 9th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:
Propeller Hat: 1 vote
Mme. Rouge: 2 votes
Suit 'N Tie: 1 vote


Mme. Rouge, you are charrrrrgje! (imagine pronounced in a Frenchy sort of way).

Monday, July 26, 2010

10,000 Maniacs

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: 10,000 Maniacs (post-Merchant)
Genre: Sens-o-tive
Website: http://www.maniacs.com/

Voting ends on: August 2nd, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)



THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:
Bald Tan Shirt: 1 vote
White Hat: 1 vote
Graybeard: 2 votes
Joe:


If it matters at all, I was pulling for you, Joe. But the partially-concealed bearded gentleman is in charge.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Phoenix

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Phoenix
Genre: Poppity
Website: http://www.wearephoenix.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, July 26th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:
Front Left: 2 votes
All Black: 1 vote






Front Left is in charge! Now, if I could just get "Lisztomania" out of my damned head.

Monday, July 12, 2010

The Main Ingredient

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: The Main Ingredient
Genre: Soul
Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Main_Ingredient (Wikipedia)

Voting ends on: Monday, July 19th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:
Middle Guy: 2 votes
Professor Plaid: 6 votes


No contest here. As Jared X himself said, Professor Plaid is the main Main Ingredient.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Los Campesinos!

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Click on pic for larger image
Band: Los Campesinos!
Genre: Rock
Website: http://loscampesinos.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, July 12th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:
Goatee Mojo, Middle: 2 votes
Dark Red Hair: 2 votes


A tie, once again. Mr. VP, how do you reckon it?


"Ooh, this is a nice one. Yes, there is a vanishing point. However, the band member at the locus of this vanishing point is not sharply in focus. This *severely* undercuts the authority he holds within the group dynamics of the picture. Since he can't be in charge, I must go with the other candidate, Dark Red Hair."

Click on pic for larger image

Monday, June 28, 2010

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Click on pic for larger image
Band: The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
Genre: Impish
Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonzo_Dog_Doo-Dah_Band (Wikipedia)

Voting ends on: Monday, July 5th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:
Polka Dots: 2 votes
Flowered Shirt: 1 vote


The polka dots have it!
Click on pic for larger image

Monday, June 21, 2010

Dogstar

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Dogstar
Genre: Rock?
Website: http://www.myspace.com/dogstartheband

Voting ends on: Monday, June 28th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:
Middle: 3 votes
Right: 3 votes
Left: 1 vote



Oy! Another tie. Well, we must once again call on the VP of the United States to make a ruling. (please don't be a form letter! please don't be form letter!)



"This is an easy one. I don't even have to get into the politics of leather jackets versus t-shirts. Has NO ONE commented on the necklace? COME ON, people. The photographer was obviously told by someone, 'Hey, make sure you get the entire necklace in the picture. It's IMPORTANT.' And who is going to think the necklace is important, other than the necklace-wearer? The necklace-wearer is in control of the composition of this band photo, and thus the necklace-wearer is in charge."


Monday, June 14, 2010

Os Mutantes

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Os Mutantes
Genre: Tropicália
Website: http://www.mutantes.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, June 21st, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)

THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:
The Top: 5 votes
The Girl: 1 vote


Congrats to The Top, who comes out on top (Get it? Get it? Huh? Huh?)

Monday, June 7, 2010

Hoobastank

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Hoobastank
Genre: Hooba-Stank
Website: http://www.hoobastank.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, June 14th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:
Grant Imahara: 1 vote
Outside Man: 1 vote



A tie, with only two votes. Mr. VP of the United States *hates* to be woken up for ties, especially with so few votes cast. I'll do it, though. Mr. Biden? Mr. Biden?



"Thank you for sharing your thoughts and taking the time to write me.

This is an extraordinary moment in our nation's history and having the benefit of your views is helpful in shaping our Administration's agenda.

Again, thank you for sharing your thoughts and I encourage you to stay engaged and invested in your government."



Um, okay... Well, you heard it here first, folks.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Spoon

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Spoon
Genre: Rock
Website: http://www.spoontheband.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, June 7th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:

Hidden Face: 2 votes
Bushy eyebrows: 1 vote
Behind The Camera: 1 vote


Hidden Face, you are adorable and in charge!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Pulp

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Pulp
Genre: Pop
Website: http://www.pulppeople.plus.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, May 31st, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:

The Striped Dandy: 2 votes
The Lady: 1 vote
Headphones: 3 votes
The Margarita Glasses: 1 vote


Congrats to Headphones! Ye be in Charge!

Monday, May 17, 2010

Elizabeth & The Catapult

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Elizabeth & The Catapult
Genre: Pop
Website: http://elizabethandthecatapult.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, May 24th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:

Elizabeth: 3 votes
Sweater Vest: 3 votes
Off-Camera Svengali: 2 votes


Another tie! As with all ties, we call on the sitting VP of the United States to make a ruling. Mr. VP?


"The lovely Elizabeth is in charge, because if I vote for her she might smile at me."

Sound reasoning, Mr. VP! Elizabeth is in charge!


Monday, May 10, 2010

UB40

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: UB40
Genre: Reggae
Website: http://www.ub40.co.uk/

Voting ends on: Monday, May 17th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)

THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:

Conan: 3 votes
White Turtleneck: 1 vote


Oh CoCo. You are SO in charge.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Romeo Void

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Romeo Void
Genre: Rock
Website: http://www.romeovoid.net/

Voting ends on: Monday, May 10th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:


Triple A: 1 vote
Cleavage: 1 vote


Dear Lord, a tie! As with all ties, we call on the sitting Vice President of the United States to cast the deciding vote. VP, what say you?


"Although a single female among a band of men often results in her being the one in charge, I must go with Triple A this time around. Look at his display of power with his piercing gaze and aggressively-posed arm. Plus, he's all sweaty from leading. And Cleavage's dominance is somewhat undercut by the closeness of Time-Traveling-John-Mayer-In-A-Monkees-Tee. Triple A is in charge."


Monday, April 26, 2010

Red Rockers

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Red Rockers
Genre: Rock (duh!)
Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Rockers (Wikipedia)

Voting ends on: Monday, May 3rd, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:


The Red Rocker: 2 votes


No contest here -- the Red Rocker is in charge!

Monday, April 19, 2010

lump

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: lump
Genre: Rock
Website: http://www.myspace.com/fitchburgcalling

Voting ends on: Monday, April 26th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally (can a single vote be called a tally?):

Doc: 1 vote


Congrats to Doc! You're in charge!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The 13th Floor Elevators

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: The 13th Floor Elevators
Genre: Psychedelic
Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/13th_Floor_Elevators (Wikipedia)


Voting ends on: Monday, April 19th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Here is the tally:

Mr. Smiley Shortsleeves: 2 votes
Circular Right: 1 vote


Congrats to Mr. Smiley Shortsleeves! You're in charge!

Monday, April 5, 2010

Deep Purple

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Deep Purple
Genre: Röck
Website: http://www.deeppurple.com/


Voting ends on: Monday, April 12th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended.

Liam Neeson in a bathrobe: 1 vote
Purple Nurple: 2 votes
Cigarette: 1 vote



I was really impressed by the thoughts and finely-nuanced reasoning behind everyone's vote. Purple Nurple is in charge, but let us still marvel at the majesty of a rock 'n roll bathrobe.