Monday, June 1, 2009

The Melvins

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band: The Melvins
Genre: Heavy
Website: http://www.melvins.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, June 8th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)



THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.


No One - 2 votes
The Pomeranian - 4 votes
All Black In The Back - 2 votes
Check Shirt - 2 votes



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10 comments:

p0nk said...

the Pomeranian.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

I'm with p0nk. The guy on the left.

Hatless in Hattiesburg said...

i understand the votes for the moptop, but my vote is for his sane brother - all black in the back.

Jay said...

Man in check shirt.

On the grounds he is the only one who can generally get into the building where people agree for the band to turn up or sign their forms, or hand over the keys.
The other chaps hang around outside and sway.

WV: sphoc. Mr Spock after dental surgery

BeckEye said...

The guy in the black shirt in back looks the most like a "Melvin." So, I'll have to say it's him.

Dealer Man said...

The leader of this group isn't actually pictured. He/She took a second look at the mop on Mr Pomeranian's head and followed the advice of the signs hanging down behind them.

Jared X said...

Pomeranian Man on the left is none other than the retired Colombian soccer great Carlos Valderrama. I had wondered where he was now. Man, has he grayed and gotten fat.

Valderrama was the captain of the Colombian National team for a decade. None of these other so-called Melvins can make such a claim. He's in charge.

Freida Bee, MD said...

Though it's hard to compete with a fatsuit belly wearer, that hair is unstoppable.

dguzman said...

No one. I don't even think this is a real band. Somehow, some "clients" at a local sanitarium got hold of a camera and took a portrait of themselves.

Later, Nurse Diesel found out, yelled at them, and took them back to their rooms. No one got fruitcups.

TheOtherJennifer said...

I'm going to go against the majority and vote for plaid guy, as he looks like the driver of this short bus brigade.