Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Stellar Kart

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Stellar Kart
Genre: Christian Rock
Website:http://www.myspace.com/stellarkart


The Verdict (UPDATED!)

All power goes to Aqua Boy.

3 comments:

Manx said...

This has to be the gayest looking Christian rock band I've ever seen.

I don't think there is a discernible leader. They're too yin/yang looking.

After their shows, they have group sex with each other. Whoever finishes first would be the closest thing to the leader, I guess. Then they pray to Jesus for their sins.

But, I know the rules and must pick so I'm going with tighty-whitey-blond-guy in the front.

I don't know for certain that he wears tighty-whiteys, but I got a feeling.

J.D. said...

Yeah, the guy who looks like by the angle of the picture that he has elf ears. The weirdie on the left.

Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

The bitch in the blue tee.