Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Stellar Kart

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Stellar Kart
Genre: Christian Rock
Website:http://www.myspace.com/stellarkart


The Verdict (UPDATED!)

All power goes to Aqua Boy.

3 comments:

Manx said...

This has to be the gayest looking Christian rock band I've ever seen.

I don't think there is a discernible leader. They're too yin/yang looking.

After their shows, they have group sex with each other. Whoever finishes first would be the closest thing to the leader, I guess. Then they pray to Jesus for their sins.

But, I know the rules and must pick so I'm going with tighty-whitey-blond-guy in the front.

I don't know for certain that he wears tighty-whiteys, but I got a feeling.

J.D. said...

Yeah, the guy who looks like by the angle of the picture that he has elf ears. The weirdie on the left.

Flannery Alden said...

The bitch in the blue tee.