Monday, August 4, 2008

Rascal Flatts

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band:Rascal Flatts
Genre: Country Rock
Website: http://www.rascalflatts.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, August 11th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)



THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 1 vote
Fat Lance Bass In The Middle - 9 votes
Right - 1 vote
Left - 1 vote


Lance Bass may have lost his sparkly smile and toned figure, but at least he is in charge.

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15 comments:

Anna M-W said...

A band that I absolutely detest...

I'm going to go with the guy (i have another word, but I will be nice) in the middle.

Have a great week!

Hatless in Hattiesburg said...

the vanishing point is strong with this one too. it's mr. front-n-center.

Dealer Man said...

I think I will go for Mr (on the) Right. He has the most presence and a whistle around his neck to shut the others up when needed.

Jess Wundrun said...

Man on left=no hands
Man on right=one hand
Man in middle=two hands

If you have no hands I guess you can't play any instruments except that floor piano at FAO Schwarz, so I'll go with no hander.

Family Fielding Brown. said...

Mr In the Centre, he holds the attention and his chin is higher, guinea pig lore says he is in charge.

BeckEye said...

Boo. No fun. I already know it's the fat Lance Bass.

Jared X said...

From left to right in the photo, we have pre-steroid Roger Clemens, pre-steroid Dolph Lundgren, and post-transgender surgery Lindsey Lohan. Sounds like the cast of "The Surreal Life: Season 16."

I have to give it to Dolph in the middle because he's the only one with the sense not to be standing in a lane of traffic.

Jennifer said...

Snort - Beckeye - "Fat Lance Bass". Unfortunately I agree - I personally detest this band also. Guy sings through nose at alarming decibel.

Splotchy said...

You may or may not believe me, but I had no idea this band was relatively well-known (and hated?) when I posted this.

Sampada said...

the guy in the middle...he seems to hv the max weight :P

Rhubarb Ranch said...

Fifteen years ago, these guys would be sporting mullets, and they would all be drummers. Nowadays, their neo-country mulletude is cleverly hidden under follicular creations that require more styling product than George Clooney in a Coen Brothers film, the mullets of the New Millenium. I'll go with the spikiest hair (center), who also has the Vanishing Point Advantage.

Jess Wundrun said...

splotchy, you lucky man. I happen to know who they are because I have young children who like the movie 'Cars' which involves their unfortunate rendition of "Life is a Highway"

severina said...

This a definite no brainer. Man in the middle has control and he's not letting it up.

tomnoir said...

The guy in the middle is the only one with enough brains not to be standing directly in front of traffic. He's in charge.

A Jaded Girl said...

I had to miss 2 weeks of this blog because my internets was broken (stupid wireless router). And this was the first place I came to after squaring away my junk mail.

In my half-asleep and bronchitis(sp?) clouded mind I vote for the yellow lines on the road. For no other reason then the fact that they are bright and held my attentions best.

Yellow lines you are in charge.