Monday, December 8, 2008

Entombed

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Entombed
Genre: Death Metal
Website: http://www.entombed.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, December 15th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 1 vote
Squatty McSquatterson - 7 votes
Fu Manchu on the right - 2 votes
Far Left - 1 vote


He who squats, squats last? A squat in time saves nine? Here's squat in your eye? Congrats to Squatty. You're in charge!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem
Genre: Muppetish
Website: http://www.myspace.com/animalisinourband

Voting ends on: Monday, December 8th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

Animal - 4 votes
Dr. Teeth - 3 votes
Janice - 2 votes
Zoot - 1 vote
Floyd - 1 vote



What a squeaker! Animal is in charge. God help us all.



SECOND UPDATE: RECOUNT! RECOUNT!

Jared X has found issue with my counting methodology (adding up things in a lackadaisical manner), and has demanded a recount.

Animal - 4 votes
Dr. Teeth - 6 votes
Janice - 2 votes
Zoot - 1 vote
Floyd - 1 vote


It appears that Jared was correct. Animal is not the leader here. Dr. Teeth is.




I'm sorry, Animal! The voters have spoken! No, wait! WAIT!
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Daft Punk

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Daft Punk
Genre: Electronic
Website: http://www.daftpunk.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, December 1st, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 2 votes
Pimp Cylon - 9 votes
Rainbow Gayborg - 2 votes


No contest here. Pimp Cylon carries it.

Monday, November 17, 2008

She & Him

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: She & Him
Genre: Indie
Website: http://www.sheandhim.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, November 24th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 3 votes
She - 10 votes
Him - 2 votes


I am going to take a risk and say the analysis of the band photo this week was mildly influenced by ZOOEYMANIA. But, a vote is a vote. She is in charge!

Monday, November 10, 2008

The Original Swedish Arvika Blues Breakers

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: The Original Swedish Arvika Blues Breakers
Genre: Olde Tyme
Website: http://www.myspace.com/theoriginalswedisharvikabluesbreakers

Voting ends on: Monday, November 17th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 2 votes
Crotch on the Right - 5 votes
Fedora With Bowl - 1 vote
Suit 'n Tie - 1 vote
Blonde Girl With Bow - 1 vote
Clarinet Player - 1 vote
The Guy Way Up Front - 1 vote


Finally, I have an actually justifiable reason for shouting out, "The crotch wins!"
Congrats.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Genre: Indie
Website: http://www.gimmegimmes.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, November 10th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 4 votes
Shaker - 4 votes
Big Guy On The Left - 5 votes
Second From Left, Reaching For Gun - 2 votes


Size does matter, apparently. Congrats to the big palooka on the left! You're in charge!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Pacific Ocean Bluegrass Band

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Pacific Ocean Bluegrass Band
Genre: Bluegrass
Website: http://www.pacificoceanbluegrass.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, November 3rd, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 3 votes
Daddy Sang Bass - 5 votes
The Girl - 2 votes
Gray Shirt on the Right - 1 vote
The Smiling Mandolin Player - 2 votes


Seniority wins out again! Daddy is in charge.

Monday, October 20, 2008

The Icarus Line

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: The Icarus Line
Genre: Rooooooooooock
Website: http://www.myspace.com/theicarusline/

Voting ends on: Monday, October 27th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 1 vote
Violent Stare - 5 votes
Crossed-Hands Seated - 1 vote
Striped Shirt - 2 votes
Laid Back Guy In The Middle - 2 votes
Red Scarf - 1 vote


Hmm, another surprise for me. Rest assured, any future band photos I partake in, I'll be glaring menancingly, and this time I will have a good reason.

Violent Stare, you are in charge!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Village People

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Village People
Genre: Disco
Website: http://www.officialvillagepeople.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, October 20th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 2 votes
Officer Fabulous - 6 votes
Hirstute Harry - 2 votes
Hardhat - 2 votes
The IR's Cowboy Doppleganger - 1 vote


You have the right to remain disco! If you give up that right, your lack of dancing may be held against you! Officer Fabulous is in charge!

Monday, October 6, 2008

Desgraciados

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: Desgraciados
Genre: Hard Rock
Website: http://www.myspace.com/desgraciadosbanda/

Voting ends on: Monday, October 13th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 1 vote
Left, Seated - 4 votes
White Pants - 6 votes
White Shoes - 2 votes


Am I the only one who thinks White Pants is channeling the look of a mid-70's Steve Perry? Really? I am the only one? I feel so alone.

But enough about me! White Pants is in charge!