Monday, August 4, 2008

Rascal Flatts

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band:Rascal Flatts
Genre: Country Rock
Website: http://www.rascalflatts.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, August 11th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)



THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 1 vote
Fat Lance Bass In The Middle - 9 votes
Right - 1 vote
Left - 1 vote


Lance Bass may have lost his sparkly smile and toned figure, but at least he is in charge.

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Monday, July 28, 2008

The Silhouettes

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band:The Silhouettes
Genre: Doo-Wop
Website: http://www.thesilhouettes.org/ (Memorial site)

Voting ends on: Monday, August 4th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 2 votes
Seated - 9 votes
Jamie Foxx On The Right - 6 votes
Poofy-Haired Standing Center - 2 votes


Silhouettes, calm down! The seated gentleman is taking care of things -- he's in charge!

Monday, July 21, 2008

The Mekons

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band:The Mekons
Genre: Punkity Pop
Website: http://www.mekons.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, July 28st, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 1 vote
The Dog - 9 votes
The Man Behind The Dog - 1 vote
Shoeless Hopkins - 3 votes
Far Right - 1 vote
The Long-Haired Gravedigger - 2 votes
Woman in Printed Top - 2 votes
Ariana in the Middle - 4 votes
Blonde Chick - 1 vote


The dog?
The dog?!
The dog??!!?!!

Okay, the dog is in charge. woof woof

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Grandi Animali Marini

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band:Grandi Animali Marini
Genre: Pop
Website: http://www.grandianimalimarini.it/

Voting ends on: Monday, July 21st, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One 3 votes
Vanishing Point Necktie - 14 votes
Il Scriccorino - 2 votes
Saddles shoes - 2 votes


Wow, if I am in a band photo ever again I'll be sure and take vanishing point. Vanishing Point Necktie is in charge!

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Monday, July 7, 2008

Cute Is What We Aim For

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band:Cute Is What We Aim For
Genre: Poppish
Website: http://www.cuteiswhatweaimfor.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, July 14th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 2 votes
Matthew McConaughey - 11 votes
Colin Ferrell in Buffalo T - 2 votes
Far Right No Facial Hair - 4 votes
Pink Shirt - 2 votes


The flowers bloom! The sky is blue! Matthew McConaughey is in charge!
(sorry, I was originally going to try and rhyme that).

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Monday, June 30, 2008

The Feelies

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: The Feelies
Genre: Pop
Website: http://www.myspace.com/thefeelies

Voting ends on: Monday, July 7th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One - 1 vote
The Luncheonette Owner, Second From Left - 7 votes
Gang Sign - 6 votes
Middle Guy - 1 vote
Far Right - 2 votes
Far Left - 1 vote


It was a close race, but the luncheonette owner won by a milkshake.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Jonas Brothers

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band: Jonas Brothers
Genre: Kid-Friendly
Website: http://www.jonasbrothers.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, June 30th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.


No One: 5 Votes
The Squatter: 9 votes
Lefty Jonas: 2 votes
Ramones In The Middle: 2 votes


Once again, the squatter proves to be the dominant figure in a band photo. All hail the squatter!

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Monday, June 16, 2008

The Blow

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band: The Blow (original lineup)
Genre: Pop Somber Synthetika
Website: http://www.myspace.com/theblowus

Voting ends on: Monday, June 23th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)



THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One: 11 Votes
Shades Left: 2 votes
Sad Eye Panda: 6 votes


The voters surprised me this time around. Such hostility! Such anger!

The Blow nearly caused a riot! But can we really hold them responsible?

No one is in charge!

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Monday, June 9, 2008

Second Sex

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band: Second Sex
Genre: Garage
Website: http://www.myspace.com/secondsex/

Voting ends on: Monday, June 16th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)


THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.


No One - 1 vote
Behind Bars - 2 votes
Shades Jagger - 11 votes
Larry Mullen Jr. - 3 votes


It was no contest this time around. The immeasurably cool gentleman in sunglasses is in charge of Second (Secomd?) Sex! Congratulations!

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Monday, June 2, 2008

Peacepipe

Purpose:
Determine a band's leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band's inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, "Who's in charge here?"

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

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Band: Peacepipe
Genre: Southern Rock
Website: http://www.peacepipeband.com/

Voting ends on: Monday, June 9th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)

THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One: 2 votes
Leather Vest Squatting: 10 votes
Tree Pirate: 7 votes
Baseball Cap On The Left: 2 votes
Peace Sign: 4 votes


I was completely surprised by this vote. No to the Tree Pirate? No to the Peace Sign? A squatting man in a position of dominance? I humbly bow down to the superior intellect of this blog's readers, as this process continues to mystify and enlighten me.

And let us all bow down to Leather Vest Squatting. He's in charge!

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